Strangest thing you've ever said to someone?

Share the oddest/most out-of-place thing you've ever said to another person. Mine has to be the time I quoted Attack on Titan at a family dinner, this consisted of me pretty much yelling, "Mikasa, Eren, Armin," in Japanese accent. Everyone gave me the look of "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Also this wasn't just my parents, this was: granparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins. Even my own little brother said, "Okay Alexx...you need to calm down."

So yeah share your "sayings" (I guess that's the word) and don't be afraid to dig deep. I know I've said stranger things in my life, this was just the one that came to me most clearly.

OMG Beau call upon "THE CHOOSER" he shall choose for you, also I just picked the most recent incident I could think of. BUT still "THE CHOOSER!" eh? eh?

probably when me and 3 mates walked around town asking randoms "Would you fuck me?" to see who could get the most positive answers >_>

OH I just remembered. Once in gym class me and my friend were walking around telling random people to take off their pants xD

Zero wrote:OH I just remembered. Once in gym class me and my friend were walking around telling random people to take off their pants xD

I once went up to some random person and asked them to take their pants off, they were not happy lol.

I LOVE YOU CORN for saying that at your dinner

mine would have to be...

"Do you want to sleep with me?"
I said this to my friend at the lunch table, surrounded by all our friends, in school.

Finnguala wrote:I LOVE YOU CORN for saying that at your dinner

mine would have to be...

"Do you want to sleep with me?"
I said this to my friend at the lunch table, surrounded by all our friends, in school.

and then u became the boss at school?

Told my boss i loved her while i was trying to hang up with her.... Stupid slip, didn't mean it. Was very funny though.

Started meowing at a party and everyone else followed along. Twas epic!

Sorry about the bit of a necropost. During the last big earthquake that happened here, both my boss and I yelled "Let the earth quake, I got somebody's Oscar!" in our best Harold Zoid voices.

OH Dear Bit rude this one but apologies for any offence....

I Was once making out with my wife in the style known as doggy, I reached around and grabbed her breasts and said...
these feel just like your sisters. then hung on for dear life we now call it cowboy style

lolol

WOOF WOOF

Behave urself Mr Tech before Mrs Tech hits you another slap lol. 

Oh My!  That is a dangerous game you play there Mr. Tech!

A few years back, I had a dream about a female co-worker. It was not a sexual dream even though I did play with her breasts (don't judge me, it's in my genes).  Anyways, other than the boob-grabbing, all that I remember from the dream was that I needed to pass a message to her when I next saw her. So, the next day I tell my co-worker: "I had a dream about you last night. I was told to tell you that everything seems really bad now but it will all turn out ok, so don't worry. I don't know what that means but I hope that you do."

My co-worker seemed a little confused and said "ok, thanks."

About three weeks later, I hear through the rumour mill at work that her son had gotten into crack and had just recently been put into drug rehabilitation. He's still drug-free to this day. She never mentioned that or the message that I had given to her, but either way I hope it may have helped her in the end.


TL;DR: I received a message in a dream from my co-worker, that I needed to give her a message and let her know that everything would be all right. I was clueless as to why. Turned out her son was a crack addict. Now he's better.

Fin