Edition #29 Mighty Off the Plank!! 6/29/09

S.P.I.C.E.D UP

This symbol which for so long represented Superman...
...In all truth and honesty....
...means Spice...
...He's my B***h...
...!...

And on that note we bring you an awesome new edition, entrusted to me by the greaty Mighty himself!

Starting off with the fun challenges of our very own SKYLARK

Puzzle #1 Puzzle #2

Our alliance is HUGE. Amazing and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious aren't even strong terms enough to describe the intricate network of people we know. Wanna know what's goin down?



Lookin' to feel like this? >>>

Money tip of the week $_$

KEYS! Everybody wants a pocketful of the beautiful Zaishen keys! There are several things one can do to get them, all PvP related; but the most important is the Xunlai Tournament House. It involves no battling, and no wagers, all you have to do is predict the top 8 winners of both GvG and 1v1 monthly tournaments. A reward is given based on the accuracy of the results in the form of tournament points which can then be traded for the highly coveted Zaishen keys. A random guess earns very little, my advice to you, if you don't follow up on the tournaments, is to look at recent winners and base your predictions on that. You may also try google but fat chance..


A little advertising never hurt a profession Many people go through their lives (Guildwars) without ever having felt the blessing of being everything. To that end (and a little bias) we bring this weeks Profession of the week...

THE DERVISH!!

In an epic struggle to create the ultimate Caster-Fighter hybrid, magic, steel, and skill fused together, and gave birth to something of both majestic beauty and horrendous destructive capability, the Dervish. These were no ordinary fighters, for they had Balthazar in their strength, Melandru in their flesh, Lyssa in their minds, Dwayna in their hearts, and Grenth in their eyes… Holy warriors…Paladins, the dervishes are the most attuned to the 5 gods, capable of even taking on their forms and harnessing the gods wrath to execute their vengeance.


The dervish is one of two professions exclusive to Guildwars: Nightfall. What makes them so special you wonder?
THE SCYTHE!! The Dervish is Arenanet’s very own Grim Reaper; wielding a scythe that not only has the highest maximum damage of any weapon in the game (41!!!), but also the ability to strike up to THREE adjacent enemies, BEAT THAT! Anyone can wield a scythe though, if not as proficiently as a dervish. What anyone else CAN’T do is abuse a rich array of enchantments that being a dervish comes with. Enchantments that can alter or even amplify damage dealt, diminish damage received, make a monks healing redundant, and run faster than an assassin.


Best of all dervishes come with the sexy hood that just makes them that much more awesome $_$.


Although in 1 on 1 combat a prepared dervish can defeat almost any profession, they do have their weak points. Being a melee class they are subject to normal anti melee techniques, a dervish however would be better off than a warrior or paragon in this aspect as they can become immune with the proper skills; as they also may rely heavily on enchantments a Necromancer or Mesmer can backfire the dervish’s strength on itself, again there are ways to counter that if the dervish is prepared.

With that we conclude this edition
Special thanks to the Gazette staff for makin' it happen!
Till next time~

Goodwork Spice! lots of info there,and i love the sexy dervish hood gallery! very nice ....p.s ..mighty will kill ya lol

Woop woop, i got into the bugel, good issue if i do say so myself (not just coz i got stuff in it lol) but i reccon a planc walking could be on the cards :p

(I might try and get up a smaller pic of puzzle 2, didn't realise it was so large :s)

gj on the hiding i got them an post them soon..btw those postcards are for beginners its ok if u dont get them...hahaha whuhahaha (is it to much?)

I decided to vote for all of them because all said pretty much, you will die Mo.

lol force, i figured you'd be the first to get, them, im gonna have to try harder, i think i can russle up more puzzles if mighty'll keep me :p

quite interesting.... consider a dervish... hmmmm....

how is it in pvp?