Let's write a story

Storytime!

The goal of this little game is to write a story; three words at a time.

Rules:

1. You cannot double post
2. Three words. No more, no less. (Punctuation and new sentences are allowed in between words)
3. Keep it kind of sort of clean (clean enough for us)
4. Try to make the sentences make sense (the story itself doesn't have to)


Example:

Poster 1: Once upon a
Poster 2: time, there was
Poster 3: a fat penguin
Poster 1: who liked to
Poster 3: eat skinny fish
Poster 2: in tar. One


Example story progression:
Once up on a time, there was a fat penguin who liked to eat skinny fish in tar. One

~Story progression~

Once upon a time there was a promiscious octopus who had a small and shiny clownfish, that tasted like a mudflap. While he was engaged in perpetrating a crime of decent exposure in a gas station, he came across MAN-BEAR-PIG, (<3) who was extremely perplexed about the current situation of detente with Tenessee. They passionately embraced, although tentacle fondling was frowned upon. But this did encourage the production and distribution of sleek, shiny vibrators. To pleasure themselves until they realised Gary Coleman was the biggest man to ever walk across Jupiter. Immediately, beforehand, John Connor, who was on fire and singing Billie Jean and other Michael Jackson songs yet I had the feeling the paperclip wasn't big enough for the arduous task. Mike's sister who liked to dress like a rhino who had a fetish for fluffy polarbears along with horny white guys.

And one day, lust consumed her. After several months of pregnancy with a HOCKEY player, the baby kicked the bucket. Fortunately It didn't fall the bucket did. Except the fart, caused by pomegranites, that smelled of glandular troubles in the left butt. Then Matt Damon appeared and looked strangely similar to a smelly pirate hooker with no hands in his pants wondering if he could break dance to the beat of a French midget dancing to beat poetry by Dam the Sinister. One day, Dam was no more because his hat was stolen by an underage collective named Rocko. Rocko lived in south Queensland Australia. He (the one-man collective) liked eating potatoes. Mary Jane got a pumpkin cookie from George's house that tasted like Madmans Soliloquys face. In the meantime the earth farted on David's mom She smelled like eggs and Ham with a green jalapeno aftertaste. Secretly_

Once upon a

time there was

a promiscious octopus

who had a

Smal and shiny

clownfish, that tasted

like a mudflap.

While he was

engaged in perpetrating

a crime of

decent exposure in

a gas station

, he came across

MAN-BEAR-PIG

<3

Who was extremely

perplexed about the

detente with Tenessee

They passionately embraced

although tentacle fondling

Was frowned upon

Encourage the production

(?)

and distribution of

sleek, shiny vibrators. O.O

To pleasure themselves

until they realised

Gary Coleman was

to ever walk

across Jupiter. Immediately

beforehand, John Connor

fire and singing

Billie Jean and

other michael jackson

songs yet I

had the feeling

the paperclip wasn't

big enough for

the arduous task

mike's sister who





mike is random

Liked to dress (?)


O_O

like a rhino

who had a

fetish for fluffy

polarbears along with

horny white guys