How to have fun at work

So today at work I had to test if data on the app would carry across devices, I had made some entries in the journal section about a week earlier so I decided to use those. Here's what I had written:

-THANKS TO THE MIGHTY TOILET YOU CAN NOW POOP IN YOUR BED!

-BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!!! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIRED OF EATING CAKE AND WANTED SOMETHING NEW!!!??? WELL TODAY YOU CAN GET JUST THAT!!! CAKE-PIE, THE GREATEST INVENTION I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! YOU WANT CAKE??? YOU WANT PIE????? NOW YOU CAN HAVE BOOOOOOOOTH!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG CAAAAAKE AND PIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!1

-Today I killed a potato, it kept my belly full but at what cost? What right do I have to steal life from this poor plant that doesn't even have the ability to defend itself? For what are we if not slaves to this twisted dream we call life!!! POR QUE!!!!???? HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!! ARE YOU TIRED OF PICKING YOUR OWN POTATOES!!!!!!!?????? BUY THE FUCKING MIGHTY SHIT!!!! IT'LL LET YOU SHIT IN YOUR GARDEN!!!!!

-WOOOOOOAH DUDE BILLY MAYS!!! HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND TODAAY I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK POTATOES!!! TAKE YOUR SKILLET AND THROW IT AT ALL THE NONBELIEVERS, NEXT EAT A CALCULATOR TO GAIN ITS KNOWLEDGE, AND FINALLY KILL A PHONE WITH A ROCK FOR TECHNOLOGY IS THE ENEMY OF POTATOES!!!!! HAIL TO THE CATS BABY!!!! BILLY MAYS TALKS LIKE BILLY MAYS TALKS, IT'S LIKE CATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCASACSACACSADASFASFWFWFEAEREWFEFWEFWEFEWFWEF!!!!

I broke down in laughter for a solid minute in front of two of my co-workers. I don't what I was thinking or what I was on, but I wrote that XD

I don't think potatoes qualify as plants...