The SSS (Santa's Secret Sins)

There you have it. Santa commissioned two secret Elfjas (Elf Ninjas) to kill foes in the Tombs of Primeval Kings. The SSS (Santa's Secret Sins) is a secret organization that has been surfacing more and more as of late. They have been in legends of old, thought to be nothing but myths. After a few sightings, suspicion began. Here is visual evidence of the SSS in action. Be amazed, be shocked, be worried. What could possibly cause these strange assassins to resurface and begin to carry out missions?

Knew those guys were real, everyone said i was mental, but no!, i knew it.

No you are still mental.

HEY .... I was there ... I SEEN THEM!!! ... IT was AWESOME ... *Wonders* Does my Butt look fat in that pic .... U could have Edited me OUT!! ... *Hates bad Pics* =/

Aw, your butt looks just fine Sic Semper Santyrannis!

So Santa hasn't sinned? It was just some secret ninjas?

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolz....i knew santa had a secret aganda.....they only carry it out...

lols, so Santa doesnt belong in my Good Side of the imagination any more

Gives a whole new meaning to You better be good, for goodness sake.

Why does Santa need secret elf ninjas? If he can fit through the chimneys of about 6 billion houses in one night without anyone noticing, why doesn't he do the dirty work himself?

Because he needs someone to go to all those bad kids' houses.

But why elves? Why not trained bears or hounds? If some elves go out to bad kids houses, the production of dumb kitty toys will drop.

Yeah but thats why he has a special division of elves that are ninjas.