Blargh : Office Hoes and CEOs (Story isnt related to title)

Okay..This is NOT a TRUE story.
I just got bored and everyone was in the DEEP

So one day 5 CEOs of the largest companies of the world were have a meeting at McDonalds.
They sat down and got 5 Double Big Macs.
That's when they saw HER.
Red Head, Mid 20s, TNA pants.
They couldn't get their eyes off of her.
She turned around...and she walked towards them
The men couldn't think of what she was going to do...

The 5 companies were worried.
They had not heard from their CEOs for 5hrs.
All 5 companies decided to call the police and tell them where they met
The police said that they would send 2 officers to investigate

The police arrived at McDonalds 20 minutes after the call. The 2 of them walked in
They saw 5 Double Big Macs on a table.
The police thought it was their lucky day so they decided to dig in.
When they had finished they realized that there were no workers or anyone at all.
But then they turned around and saw her.
Blonde, Mid 20s, Short Shorts.
They dropped their food and decided to walk towards to "question" her and see if she knew anything about the disappearances
When the first police tapped her shoulder she turned around and they saw it.

The police department had not heard what had happened to their 2 officers that were supposed to return from duty 3hrs ago
The officers' wives had become very worried so they asked to send FBI to try to search for their husbands.
The police had refused their request.
So the wives decided to search for them by following their husbands' police route.
They followed it until they saw an empty police car just outside a McDonalds.
They ran in only to find that there was no one inside.
Being worried they decided to take the time to eat something.
Then they saw 3 Double Big Macs on a table
The 2 woman had never had one before but they decided to eat them.
When they had finished they saw a shirtless man.
6 Pack abs, 6'2, Smoking Hot.
They walked towards him but he started to walk away
Then they had realized something...3 Double Big Macs on a table...Mysterious Man
They started chasing the man at top speed until they ended up in an empty field.
The man started changing...physically
Next thing they knew..he wasn't a he anymore..it wasn't a he or a she
It was an it...
It was...a Blargh.

*Definition of Blargh: Chipmunk/Human :] Its from my grade 7 story of Road Kill. I got full marks for creativity xDDD*

The Blargh disappeared nowhere to be seen
Except...the two woman had found a hole in the ground
They looked down and saw 7 people
2 of them were their husbands...they were purple
Literally purple, deep purple.
The other 5 were blue.
The woman looked around and saw 2 other woman standing by the hole.
The jumped back and the other 2 woman, a blonde and a brunette, were all covered in purple..same as the police officers.
The "purple" woman opened their mouthes and instead of a top and bottom jaw...their were 5 parts.
A large tongue came out of their mouthes and dumped the 2 woman into the hole with their husbands and the other 5 men.
Then...they blacked out.

A couple years later, a man wrote a story on a "Blargh"
The story was very...odd to many sorts of people.
It was about a creature that could change shape and usually only appeared when woman need help.
It also fed on these creatures called "kieracantcook" (Name was given to me by Marth)
These "kieracantcook"s were purple looking humans except for their mouth.
It would open into 5 jaw parts instead of 2 and the gas they emitted would knock a person out for years.
They dumped humans into a hole and visit every 2 years so that they were cooked.
As you can tell by the name..they really can't cook so they let the Earth do it.
The author became famous and was flamed at by people named Kiera
That author is now knowwn Big Willy Mondufenshmirtsshnitzelcreamwasternaucherschneider

THE END

omg to fing funny